Half-Life: Blue Shift
It's the new year! And the first playthrough of 2013 is brought to you by/because of Mveculous. We begin by arriving late for work and get locked out of our workplace because someone is too stupid to write on a post-it note at their desk, and then find out that the rent-a-cops pull triple duty as both Black Mesa's IT and Engineering departments despite being surrounded by nobel prize nominees. Possibly also because of Mveculous.
And then things go terribly wrong releasing untold terror and agony upon thousands of unsuspecting people, because of Randy Pitchford. Did I mention this was made by Gearbox, now known for incredibly botching two games they claimed to have "saved" and releasing a 60 USD mod for Borderlands 1 disguised as a sequel?
Welcome to the big suck, folks. It's Half-Life: Blue Shift.
And then things go terribly wrong releasing untold terror and agony upon thousands of unsuspecting people, because of Randy Pitchford. Did I mention this was made by Gearbox, now known for incredibly botching two games they claimed to have "saved" and releasing a 60 USD mod for Borderlands 1 disguised as a sequel?
Welcome to the big suck, folks. It's Half-Life: Blue Shift.
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